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✉ ☏ ☕ CELTY STURLUSON

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//PROFILE: full
- Age (Physical): Early 20's
- Height: 174 cm (5'8.5'')
- Occupation: Vehicle Mechanic, part-time Gourmet Chef, deliverer at Thistle Do Nicely

//INVENTORY:
- initial: her bodysuit, her helmet, her cellphone

//OTHER:
Living Arrangements: Apartment
CYbuddy: N/A

code credit: hoasen

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[helmets]

Has it?

[ she folds her arms beneath her and leans over them a little, revealing a hint of cleavage. ]

Who is to blame for that, I wonder?

1/?

[kaihentai]

[Ah, a peek of skin-]

2/?

[kaihentai]

[*sin]

3/3

[kaihentai]

[He's starting to feel light-headed again.]

[helmets]

[ while he's staring at her chest, she lightly trails a finger up his inner thigh, drawing small circles on his skin. innocently: ]

Are you alright?

[kaihentai]

[ah aH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The finger on his thigh feels good, too good- And so he immediately sits up.]

I need to sh*t.

[He swallows hard.]

I'll be right back.

[helmets]

[ she pulls her hand away in a gentle caress. ]

Alright. The bathroom is down the hall to your left.

[ maybe it was too much... ]

[kaihentai]

[it's ok honey u can watch his booty pop as he heads to ur bathroom

to poop. how sexy. hopefully he doesn't stain his pants b4 he gets there]

[helmets]

[ #datass.

she lies back down, oblivious to how he may or may not be surprised by the opulence of her bathroom. at least he'll have a great time taking a shit. ]

[kaihentai]

[As soon as he opens the door, he's practically blown away by the decor. The tub is ornately large, with candles situated all around it in rather dim lighting. Is... Are those... Rose petals? Sakamoto is so distracted by the extravagance of it all, he can't seem to spot the toilet.]

Where am I supposed to take a dump?

[He swallows hard.]

In the tub?

[He decides to text Celty, even though she's only minutes away. How inefficient.]

S.O.S.

[helmets]

[ her device buzzes and she pulls it over to her. ]

Is everything okay?

[kaihentai]

do u ever poo-

do u have a toilet

*a throne for champions

[helmets]

[ he can't find the toilet. this man.

she gets up and goes to the bathroom, knocking on the door. ]

Tatsuma?

[kaihentai]

[He opens the door, stepping out of the bathroom and looking pale as a ghost.]

Did you plan this?

[helmets]

[ why does he look so pale???? ]

Plan what?

[kaihentai]

[Quietly, as if he's admitting some deep, dark secret:]

Why does your bathroom look like a sex dungeon?

[helmets]

Does it?

[ oh my god??? ]

I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to make it look like one. Are there really dungeons like this?

[kaihentai]

Of love? Yes.

[SAKAMOTO WHAT LIES ARE YOU SPOUTING

DIDN'T YOU HAVE TO POOP]

[helmets]

But why would it be a dungeon?

[ isn't love supposed to be a nice thing? ]

1/2

[kaihentai]

Because there's something very sexy about being all chained up!

2/2

[kaihentai]

T-that, and there's blood on the wall...

[And at this very moment, droplets of red begin to ooze from Sakamoto's hairline.

Clearly, it's his own blood. This idiot done fucked up.]

[helmets]

You're bleeding?

[ he's bleeding. what is this. what happened. before she even asks him that, she pulls him back into the bathroom to grab a small towel and hold it to his head. ]

What happened?

I'M SO SORRY

[kaihentai]

I'm bleeding?

[Obliviously:]

Where?

[helmets]

What do you mean, "where"?

[ oh my god?? ]

You have a cut on your hairline.

[kaihentai]

[He's tempted to ask her to kiss it, and he opens his mouth to speak-

Only to close it quickly. Right, she can't.]

This blood isn't mine.

[yes it is]